Java Humor

I was amazed to find that there are some good programming quotes that are really funny and need some brains to figure out the fun part.

Java humor. Recently i was looking for some good programming quotes for one of my presentation. Catch ex as exception oh crap we should do something lambda java programming humor. It s the language that spawned a thousand bad puns. Most popular prograrmming jokes or programmer humor.

The car was getting faster and faster they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. Compiler please do not read this. Programming humor for java. Humor funnies joke and comedy site featuring hundreds of jokes joke a day funny photo of the week and clead comedy video of the week humor by theme.

Mfw no pointers see more. Java lambdas programming humor. Jan 29 2016 geek humor for software developers web developers web designers other programmers. The ms programmers slide the ticket under the door as they saw the java programmers do earlier.

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Java a physicist an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed.