Lotto Humor

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It was the box from my new 65 tv. Sometimes it causes tension within families. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Here are a few lottery winner stories that have happy endings and some others that didn t turn out so well.

Now i have 2 999 999 75. If you win the lottery the first thing i want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job said my 49 year old girlfriend as i was checking my ticket. I haven t told the wife yet i can t use my phone on the plane. Well actually the first thing i would buy is a.

See more ideas about lottery lotto winning lotto. Lottery winner stories 20 people on reddit share their experiences. 17 of them in fact. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble.

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If you win the lottery the first thing i want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job said my 49 year old girlfriend as i was checking my ticket. I won the lottery last night. Nov 30 2013 lottery humor. Winning the lottery jokes.

Winning the lottery is not always a blessing. I won 3 million on the lottery this weekend so i decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. See more ideas about humor lottery bones funny. A big list of winning the lottery jokes.

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